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Title: Now thats funny... Post by: Rattler on 27 January 2011, 09:52:47 Just stumbled over this email conversation (the author instigates those on purpose for a hobby, there are plenty more here (http://www.dontevenreply.com/). Some people have too much time on their hand it seems, but it sure is funny:
Quote Original ad: I need a dishwasher dont care what color so long as it is a good working dishwasher that is cheap. I have a truck and can pick it up if necessary. From me to ********@*********.org: Hello! My name Miguel, I am good working dishwasher. I work at Ricardo's Pizza as dishwasher for 5 years- me top dishwasher. Leave your dishes very clean and work for cheap. I have no driving license. You pick up, yes? Miguel From John ******* to Me: haha I want a dishwashing machine not a person who washes dishes. thanks though. From Me to John *******: Yes, I wash dishes like machine...even better! You want, yes? From John ******* to Me: No! No want! I want THIS (http://www.dontevenreply.com/images/dishwasher.gif) Quote That is called a DISHWASHER. I don't want a porto rican who washes dishes! From Me to John *******: Oh noooo, I no Puerto Rican. Puerto Ricans very bad dishwashers - no work ethic. I Mexican - very good work ethic! You no worry, Miguel wash all dishes on time, with pride! Is that your dishwash machine? I use sink and soap but can use machine too. Miguel From John ******* to Me: NO dude I want to BUY a machine. i dont know if i can be any clearer. you dont understand me do you? From Me to John *******: No worry, I leave dishes clear, clean and sparkle! Miguel From John ******* to Me: dude you obviously have trouble reading english. here. i used a translater. NO QUIERO CONTRATARLE. QUIERO COMPRAR UNA APLICACIÓN DEL LAVAPLATOS. you comprende? From Me to John *******: que? From John ******* to Me: oh for crying out fucking loud dude why did i even bother fuck this BTW, nice smiley, snatched it. Rattler Title: Re: Now thats funny... Post by: Koen on 27 January 2011, 12:46:03 :dance:
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