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« on: 7 April 2009, 16:21:59 »
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I will start:

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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news. The donkey died.'"

Chuck replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said," 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck now works for Morgan Stanley.


That sounds sensible enough...  Grijns

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« Reply #1 on: 6 April 2010, 23:07:38 »
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Those two girls meet and have a serious girls discussion:

G1: Wow, your finger nails look horrible, you are chewing them?

G2: Yes, I am always so nervous, I dont even realize when I do it, but that is what comes out.

G1: Well, you know, I have been doing this Yoaga thingy for quite some time now, you know, the stuff where you put your feet behind your neck and such, really relaxed me, should try that, maybe...?


Six month later same girls meet again.

G1: Hey, did you try the yoga thingy?

G2, Yes, went to it for a while, and..

G1: Looks like it really helped you, your finger nails look perfect, all shiny and long!

G2: Did not really help, overall, you know, well, you sure do not want to take a look at my toe nails now...


FWIW,

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